Larry M. Binion

WORK HISTORY

EDUCATION

ABOUT LARRY M. BINION

I am a \"Christian Simply\" and am committed to the Restoration Principle. Although retired, I work harder perhaps than I did when I \"worked.\" I am happy to say that since I retired I am the Tract Rack Facilitator where I worship. I\'m told we have the largest tract selection in the state of Texas. I also preach, teach, and perform other duties as well when needed. I wanted to be a preacher for the Restoration Movement since I was sixteen years old. This is a \"Back to the Basics of New Testament Christianity.\" However I\'ve always had a self-confidence problem and dropped out of an intensive two year program because of it. I\'ve always been a story teller and been able to fascinate kids. To that end, I\'m very successful. I began writing poems and stories when I was thirteen years old (1959). I do not write to fit into any category. I am perhaps the only one who writes \"Caricatures of Immortality.\" These are not character sketches, but a snapshot of how a life intertwined with mine. They will be remembered forever by me, and tells the story of why I remember them. In my younger days, I could sound just like Will Rogers. Watch this: “I never met a man I didn’t like”. There. See. Sounded just like him.I can sing just like Rex Allen, just listen: “In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia, in the trail of the Lonesome Pine”. See. Told ya. I can do comedy just like Robin Williams. Watch: “Nano, Nano.” Just like that. Sounds just like him. Can’t you tell? Here’s John Wayne and Robin Williams at the same time: “Nano nano, pilgrim” What do ya think? Here’s James Stewart: “I, I, I, I, I, I, I”. See. If there’s not eight of them, it’s not just like him. Shazbot, there was only seven. Here, let me try it again. Please. I can do it, I promise. The flea can do a real mean Jerry Lewis. Listen: Did you hear it? Sounded just like him, didn’t it? See what I mean? Back then they had stupid dinosaurs. Now they have a smart flea, that writes a column.