Kartikey Agarwal

About Kartikey Agarwal

Caught you stalker} Since you’re already here, let’s skip the boring intro and get to the good stuff:1. I’m an evolved monkey holding a paper that says “B.Tech in Computer Science & Engineering”. I traded sleep for free college WiFi, compiled enough code to make my laptop sound like a jet engine, and somehow survived.2. What I do? I smash random keys → computer screams in binary → sometimes magic happens. Half the time I don’t know what my code does, the other half the compiler doesn’t. But hey, that’s called SOFTWARE ENGINEERING.3. Monkey tricks unlocked so far- Languages: C, C++, Java, JavaScript, SQL- Frameworks: ReactJS, NodeJS, ExpressJS, Spring Framework, Spring Boot- Databases: MongoDB, MySQL (aka banana storage systems)- APIs: REST APIs (that don’t REST until they scale to a million monkey clients)- Tools: VsCode (dark mode gang), IntelliJ IDEA, Git/GitHub (commit history = archaeological site), Postman (again, not the delivery guy){ basically system bna dunga tumhara Skill: Googling my own code faster than my crush leaves me on seen.4. What I’ve done - Solved 1200+ DSA problems across Codeforces, CodeChef, LeetCode (a.k.a. digital mental gym)- Codeforces : Specialist (1450+) → Top 25% Indian coders- CodeChef : 4-Star (1800+) → Top in India, with multiple Top 500 finishes- LeetCode : Knight (1800+) → basically a medieval warrior, but instead of swords I wield arrays- More in resume;)5. My love for memesI don’t just scroll memes, I live them. Bugs? → meme. Prod down? → meme. Manager asking “quick fix”? → double meme. Honestly, memes are my true debugging therapy. If you send me one, I’ll probably reply faster than I reply to emails.6. What I bring to your company?REST APIs that respond quicker than you can say “You’re fired”, databases that don’t collapse under million monkey, and scalable systems that are mostly hacker-monkey proof. Oh, and free programming jokes & memes daily.7. Monkey jokes aside, I know how to code, debug, break, fix, and scale systems. Somewhere in that chaos, good software ships.Bonus Humor (imported from life experience):“Works on my machine” → my life’s autobiography.Writing code so good, I forget what it does the next day.If I could code for free, I probably still would because debugging is 90% pain, 10% dopamine rush when it finally works.So yeah, if you made it this far, just send me a banana () with your connection request. That way I’ll know you actually read this.Email : b••••••••@gmail.com

Experience

1. System Engineer

   Tata Consultancy Services

   Dec 2025 — Present · Noida, IN

Education

• Institute of Engineering and Technology

  Bachelor of Technology - BTech, Computer Science and Engineering