Justine Myth

WORK HISTORY

EDUCATION

ABOUT JUSTINE MYTH

Dating back to a time before now, back when the sun was warm with golden youth, I began writing and rewriting sentences. But then again, so have you, so maybe I should begin again. Dating back to a time before now, back when the sky was clean, and the unicorns roamed freely with their real-life existing-ness. um, forget it, this isn\'t helping my case as reigning Total Genius. I guess the difference between this gal and that guy is, that at some point, I became a real hoot to read on top of being well versed in boring, necessary things like AP style and the slow, unnecessary death of the Oxford comma. Drawn to the story in everything, and the humor in most things, I have been put on the payroll for a variety of topics and clients ranging from expensive books about designers cool enough to warrant a limited-edition altar to them on your coffee table, to gummy candy formed into shapes that could probably pass as delicious horror-movie props, to surgical instruments that can mar your guts forever in the name of science and medicine. Upon command and job description, I promise to shelve the running screwball commentary and release my inner grammar psycho, so that I may get your copy more souped up than Andy Warhol\'s iconic cans of Campbell\'s.