Keef Richard Stoneman
Mixologist and provocator at Cubby\'s Corner Bar and Bell Inn/Speakeasy CoVid-safe Brainstorm Facility
- Role
- Owner, Creative Director at Getstoneman Video Services
- Location
- Ithaca, NY, US
- LinkedIn followers
- 500 followers
Experience
Owner, Creative Director
Dec 2004 — Present
Owner and supreme decision maker of Stoneman Creative Services, LLC. Stoneman Creative Services is designed to assist small and mid-size businesses with their advertising and marketing objectives. The motto around here:\"Work Hard. Play Hard. Sleep Harder. Cook the Books Hardest. No refunds without a receipt.\"Services include - but not limited to - creative direction and planning, copy writing, video production, print production, graphic design, blog and social media content creation. I wouldn\'t be a good nose-swabber. Too squeamish.Stoneman Creative Services has existed for over 13 years and, unlike many Trump Casinos and Resorts, has never needed to file for bankruptcy. That\'s \"yuge\" if you think about it.Away from the daily grind, members of Stoneman\'s enormous, not to mention, incredible home office have invented such past-times and products as TOLF, Ladies TOLF; the board games SoccaDice and Dice Hockey; Hide the Bikes; Race for the Riches; unsuccessfuly launched a variety of restaurants, stores and products including Gentlemen\'s Hair Club & Sushi; Williams-Pneumonia; Just Croutons; the Bit-O-Monkey candy bar; Bacon Nasal Spray; Lice Crispy Treats; and the inspiring one-word campaign slogan for failed Dittmer mayoral candidate, Derek \"Tricky Rick\" Henerich -\"Feckless.\"Stoneman is known to answer his own phone and lick his own envelopes. Repeatedly and without prompting.
Education
Cormell University of Hard Knocks
Degree in Book-Learnin'., Field of study: Perspectives On Fudge
1990 — 2017
Ithaca College
BS, Communications Television-Radio
1979 — 1983
Skills
- Television
- Copywriting
- Editing
- Video
- Video Production
- Advertising
- Entertainment
- Budgets
- Creative Direction
- Marketing
- Proficient at Most Microsoft Software Plus Final Cut Pro, Adobe Indesign, Illust
- Integrated Marketing
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